Don't mind me I'm just a millennial over here using the term GOATed for the first time in my life.

We've made it. As country music legend George Jones once said, "It's finally Friday." And on this Friday before Elon Musk takes another chunk of fun out of the lovely app known as Twitter, we've once again collected some of the most bizarre, crude, hilarious, and savage tweets we could dig up.

By this time tomorrow there will be no more legacy verified accounts, and the only way to stay verified is to pay the richest man in the world more money. I realize there's no atmosphere, but just put me on a rocket and ship me off to Mercury. Please and thank you.